Posted by
"Happy" Jake Greene on Friday, May 15, 2009 7:05:40 AM
As evidence of the bias of the media, I submit that when gas prices were going up, and up, and up during the Bush administration, the media focused on the doom and gloom. “Pain at the Pump” reports were played daily on local DC area news radio stations. Every year, during times of high demand, and, thus higher prices, we’d hear about how gas was going to hit $5.00 a gallon by year’s end – which it inevitably would not. We heard that oil companies were gouging prices and that the President had to “do something” about it. Then-Senator Obama said he’d institute a windfall-profits tax if elected.
Then, when prices fell precipitously late last year before President Obama could take office – and credit, I remember a conversation on the news going like this, “Q: Isn’t it good that oil prices are going down? A: No, it’s a sign that the economy is in really bad shape.” So Bush couldn’t win. Prices going up is bad, and prices going down is bad.
So, now that oil is, again, starting to rise and gas is climbing over $2.15 a gallon in my neighborhood (up from around $1.80 only about 2 ½ weeks ago), rising oil prices are “a sign of a good economy.” So under Bush rising energy prices are bad, but under Obama the same rising energy prices are good? It’ll be fun to see what the media says about oil prices if they crack the $3 and $4 barriers in the next couple of years.
Why is Perez Hilton judging a beauty contest? Does that strike anyone else as somewhat paradoxical? I mean, I’m sure gay men can still see the beauty of a very attractive woman, and I suppose the average guy could say: “Wow, even the gay guy thinks she’s hot.” But doesn’t that seem like Al “The-Internal-Combustion-Engine-Is-A-Greater-Threat-Than-Islamic-Terrorism” Gore judging a car show? I mean, what’s the point of remarking publicly that you like the body work if you are disgusted by what’s under the hood?
Speaking of Miss USA, it’s nice to see that most everyone with a brain is coming to Carrie Prejean’s defense. Where have our rights gone if we are forbidden to answer a question about our opinion truthfully lest we offend some fringe minority of people, but that same fringe is granted the right to offend the majority? In case I’ve been unclear about this in the past, the concept of “group rights” is bad. Individual rights are rights. Group rights are privileges.
My mother asked me last night about a billboard she had seen while traveling to my wedding in West Virginia. The billboard said “If you drink and drive we’ll crush your car.” What spurred this is a case in the town in which she lives where a man on a revoked license ran a red light and caused an accident that killed a child. I’m not going to go on an idiot driver rant, right now (mainly because I can’t come up with a good punchline), but I’ll say this: Slap the wrists of first-time DUI offenders, because it’s an easy mistake to make, but the second time you do it, or the first time you hurt someone, hardcore jail time is the order of the day.
Speaking of crimes, why is there a three strikes rule? Those states that have them give you something like life in prison for your third violent crime. Why are we waiting until the third time? I’m all for (relative) leniency for first-time offenders. But if you do it again, especially after you’ve been punished, you should have daylight pumped to you for the rest of your life.
There’s an internet legend running around that I can only hope is true, but probably isn’t. It goes something like this:
T. B. Bechtel, a City Councilor from Newcastle, Australia, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about allegations of torture of suspected terrorists? His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.
HIS STATEMENT:
If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's [family jewels] to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel[lover] will save just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say: Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his [boys] are wet.
Unfortunately, in researching this claim, I discovered that Mr. Bechtel is apparently a Councilman in at least Newcastle, New South Wales, London, Ontario, and Midland, TX, simultaneously, so I suspect this is a made up story. Funny thing is, I suspect it was made up by some Liberal to cast dispersions on conservatives (noting the applause of his audience, and the association with Midland in some of the versions. Do London, ON, and Newcastle, NSW, have similar reputations for conservatism?), but there were a number of hits on Google that seemed to indicate a general agreement with the alleged Bechtel’s statements.
By the way, I only hope it’s true because I’d like just once to see a politician in the West have the [boys] to be blunt about what to do with terrorists.